I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano

I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano

Author:Francesco Marciuliano
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781452110585
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC


SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DOGS

Some of my best friends are dogs

We talk about dog things

Some of my cat friends don’t get it

We laugh at their fear

The dogs see me as one of their own

True, they don’t like it when I bark

Or play dead

Or chew their toys

Or sniff their butts

But we’re cool

Some of my best friends are dogs

I just thought you should know

THEN ALL WENT DARK

I’M BLIND!

Oh wait, I’m not

I’M BLIND!

No, my vision is clear

I’M BLIND!

But now I see you

I’M BLIND!

And there you are again.

I’M BLIND!

What is going… Wait,

is that your hand over my eyes?



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